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If you’re under 18, easily scandalized, or just here by accident (bless your curious heart), this isn’t the place for you. No hard feelings—there are plenty of cat videos elsewhere.

By choosing to enter, you confirm you’re of legal age and comfortable with grown-up content of the sultry, sassy, and possibly slightly unhinged variety. You also agree to release me—and anyone who helped bring this digital fantasy to life—from any liability that might arise from your decision to keep clicking.

In other words: you’re a consenting adult making adult choices. Own it.